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The United Kingdom of Jaslandia

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The Confederacy of Free Nations



Population13.493 billion

LeaderPrince Regent Jason


The United Kingdom of Jaslandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prince Regent Jason with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.493 billion Jaslandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Michaelopolis. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaslandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,600 trillion Jasas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 192,716 Jasas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, posters on 'Jaslandian Values' advise against being proud of Jaslandia, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, and etiquette guides advise visitors to 'grovel gracefully'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaslandia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

Jaslandia is ranked 2,223rd in the world and 5th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 216 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Largest Welfare Programs: 1,464thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,610thMost Pacifist: 1,700thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,736thLowest Crime Rates: 1,769thMost Developed: 2,041stSafest: 2,089thMost Cultured: 2,223rdNicest Citizens: 2,277thMost Influential: 2,659thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,663rdSmartest Citizens: 2,709thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,825thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,065thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,145thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,222ndMost Inclusive: 3,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,467thLargest Governments: 3,469thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,693rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,696thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,037thHighest Economic Output: 4,345thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,378thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,408thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,527thHighest Average Incomes: 6,421stLargest Publishing Industry: 6,695thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,898thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,214thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,229thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,480thTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,248thBest Weather: 11,577thMost Stationary: 12,346thLargest Populations: 13,729thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,196th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 8 » Penguania and Antarctica, Nuremgard, Mercunova, Axeldonia, Russkov Soviet, Lex Caledonia, Flynnvakia, and Soleos.

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