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The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan

“In Jax We Trust”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Jaxikistan

Population344 million

CapitalJax City

CurrencyDollar
AnimalCat

The Holy Empire of Jaxikistan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 344 million Jaxites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jax City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaxite economy, worth 33.5 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,307 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

A burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaxikistan's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jaxikistan is ranked 104,477th in the world and 3,759th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -34.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 221stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,505thMost Influential: 2,532ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,515thFattest Citizens: 5,814thMost Devout: 5,866thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,052ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,088thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,465thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,559thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12,353rdMost Avoided: 15,028thLargest Retail Industry: 15,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,350thMost Cultured: 21,195thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,092nd
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 178th in the regionFattest Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 227th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 240th in the regionMost Devout: 251st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 253rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 296th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 399th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 433rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 485th in the regionMost Avoided: 601st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 637th in the regionMost Armed: 676th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 767th in the regionRudest Citizens: 829th in the regionMost Influential: 861st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 936th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Jaxikistan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Megacorporate Interests.
  • : Jaxikistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Jaxikistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, the nation's soldiers sleep four to a bed in order to use space economically.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, Jaxite farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Jaxikistan was endorsed by The Free Land of Tepe.
  • : Following new legislation in Jaxikistan, giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 413 » Katuda, Earapperilnatopia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Aerilia, Hamerica, Ethnon, Nyock, Centrialand, Weeeest viiiiirginiaaaa, Harmonypine, Great Bights Mum, Dreadton, BTProductions, Corfad, Guer Aike, Expere Fiyans, Empy, -Slovania, Oannia, Aryan Homeland, Super Girl, Koda-Land, Iberia y las Colonias, Orado, Republica Guilleana, Rising Sakura, Francois Isidore, WeKnow, Omnistria, Bankowiata, Former English Colony, Yokciq Empire, Ellbonnia, Venicea, Imperial adyaxa, Democatic Donkeys, Kragsgale, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Wellandy, Zzozona, Kyoki Chudoku, Territorio di Nessuno, Rainengrad, Siwale, Brsil, Valgarda, Lulubellia, Yaorozu, Svenskskit, and 363 others.Impel Down, Xagill, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Walter Jackson, Draconian Progression, Xentherida, Loutsland, Lol2639, Wilkshire, Eraver, Xyrron, Dangine, Advancia-Sizzletown, Yellops, Dar es Saalam, Pinguioris, North Bratislava, Hardscrabble, Bharathvarsh, ForestMythal, Figyjharli, Maott, Valentine Z, Chips and Guac, Partax, Climeria, Volstokn, McMasterdonia, Cretox State, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Pasargad, Medioca, Selfgradatude, Aeolist, Korean-Joseon, Chukstik Illahi, Canineia, Alorca, The Tampa Bay Rays, Nation1812, New Celoveniortan, Steampunk Ariel, Illusia and Neverendia, Sil Dorsett, Mon Island, El Fiji Grande, Streidenberg, My chest is flat, Ioannenburg, Zemnaya Svoboda, Kranostav, Blyskalia, Sikol, The Pantheons, Viridiann, Dicko, Travislavania, TJUN-ia, Lux Conos, Gendirt, Wapistan, Gondwanaia, Old Emporia, Intion North, The Windmilluminati, The Bureaucratic Territories, A Salmon Named Harold, LostLegion, Folenz, David Davidson, Arimbia, Kwaj, Zokk, Clan Spaniel, Viviser, Altivia, Qurtuba, Western Vapia, Ibarkla, South Baba, Liminyj, Pleroma Sans Romans, Alice Gardens, Orogonia, Eywaan, Cartures, Newpromisedland, SORT, Hepek, Federal Republic of Genosha, The English Alliance, Kappacon, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Solmetria, Freyford, Malta Comino Gozo, Testnation223, Rinadia, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Free Culture, Azzarel, Confederacy of North America, Feelonia, Bend Mai, Zimmerdachen, Zemper Macro, Vincone Cae, GenshinImpact, Svenskan, United States of Americanas, Soviet Terran, Wooleystan, Lorigia, Termathe, Marmiedon, Paul Pasch, Pokemanland, San Felipe, Amerian States, Darkmondoria, Dakota Territories, Obelias, Shotokonia, Phoronu, PotatoFarmers, Eastern Cous Empria, Picairn, Nuronte, Desvios, Perikuresu, Anungu, Cloydicia, Lucedeia, Seenvorland, Manticore utopia, The Pleiads, Singamadri, Lemonbiscuits, Vexilia, Potatolandium, Seijitsu, Landfinia, Karazan, Necromonia, Detrivania, AmManies, Siforpeo, Votak Matim, Aetulia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Central Ryal, Yukti, DIMAnism, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Gafflebag, United Asgardian States, Khoik, Vesuva, Joevala, Ardretia, Panama Coalition, Tachycardia, Strongwill, Innocentic, Aeurithianar, Solcius, Sundred, Hewani, Esplandia, Dacian Freelands, Unsophisticate, Animu Place, Ravendi, Humptalumpta, Brucklania, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, The Discipled, BrightFutures, Nova Arcania, Imperial Pieserged, Solimun, Cajland, Cinnibar, Free Atlantis, Quentiam Viventem, Miamington, Allevania, Mardessa, Nationeer, Bramburg, Godwanna, Noesantara, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Wineclaw, Communist Lukania, Phaerra, Zecit, Trumpski, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kazoo Basin, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Randomcountryland, Drutopia Insomnia, Amblegreserland, Defense For The World Assembly, Star Kingdom, Kromi, Tyirza, Que Lukustinardon, Kyruev, Kitzgos, Tsandonown, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, The Republic of Free Peoples, Pallaith, Jovian Knights, Planes, Seanat, Lemsrow, Shadowrik, Britle, Visse, Ice and Tinian, The Gamer Party, United States of Medford, The Rhein States, Wisconsota, Jincent, BohemiaIV, The Endless Eventide, Putinskaya, Laxoimia, Holy Marcus Empire, Duryanistan, Batatoland Empire, Arrivederci, Libvillia, Runeda, Chadinton, Greater Ale Permars, The Autonomous Soviet Socialist Bavaria, Ariele, Tringapore, Fraystonia, Changjo, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Simone Republic, Vene Gra, Xarrel, Ayuzhhhhh, The Republic of Maltaland, Rumagna, Kastonvia, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Madjack, Salkantay, Easiest, Andanavia, Sopernia, The Mazur Empire, Ilmatil, Nodnarb, Joodey, North Arkana, East Akra, Saint Alaric, Colonies of Free Temeria, Zdagoburg, Ergazomenoi, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Liberum Hibernia, Exteriores Insulae Hyacinthum, Cornwallis Bay, Daerlan, Rockwell Islands, Bearical, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Stud Hoy, Lazadonil, Erisoria, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Vladmir Putin, Muqatil, Andanx, USSRITWILLWORK, Grettir Asmundarson, DeadlyAntics, Jakit, Alcavia, Sattelbach, Irongirong, Ameroind, Joseph Joestar 2nd part, Aidiarnia, Florida Palms, Liberatarian States, Svandammen, Brettenia, Neavira, Amadora Oeste, Enomeni Ipeiros, PlanetMercury, Upper Canada Republic, Market Victories, Ahssn, Laurendon, The Queens Crusaders, Eternal Dominion, Aruvicion, JK239, The West United States, Ramiru, KillerKahn, Exkosia, Zaeli, Snart, Card Kingdom, High Albania, San Vino, LWAZI, Logovets, Brysto, Erowo, WLDO, United Capitalist Provinces, Sahriastan, Soleha, The Calabash Protectorate, Lionia, Outer Shenendoah, Galbadiana, Capablanca, Mouva Crishia, RetroBeaners, The Sansvich, Atrito, Hakuri, New Feltre, His Enduring Majesty, Kristalmaan, Progressitalia, Herblestan, The Blazeland Administration, The Zand Dynasty, Tibus Heth, Northern Roman Republic, Kayanc-Boaine, Imperial Sers, Lucidian Republic, La Nouvelle-Orleans, Busea Planian, Conscientious Compeers, Toilet Man, Papahania, Tepe, and Megacorporate Interests.

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