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The People's Republic of Jazzfrezia

“Deal with it!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the South Pacific



Population332 million

CapitalFrezi City


The People's Republic of Jazzfrezia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 332 million Jazzfrezians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frezi City. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Jazzfrezian economy, worth 24.4 trillion Frezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Average income is 73,387 Frezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School lockers are filled with fancy underwear, it is often said that only Leader could bring down Dàguó, the entire entry for Jazzfrezia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jazzfrezia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jazzfrezia is ranked 162,723rd in the world and 6,102nd in the South Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 34.54 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 819thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,337thMost Secular: 3,265thMost Influential: 3,931stTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,027thMost Pacifist: 12,814thSafest: 15,705thMost Inclusive: 19,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,319thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,049thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,949th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 127th in the regionMost Secular: 130th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 135th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 344th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 455th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 505th in the regionMost Pacifist: 559th in the regionSafest: 613th in the regionNudest: 637th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 648th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 660th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 708th in the regionMost Inclusive: 710th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 716th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 730th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 770th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 803rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 821st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 823rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 844th in the region

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