The Republic of Jeallsmed is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, enslaved workforce, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working population of 503 million Jeallsmedians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeallsmedian economy, worth 22.6 trillion Uʹrvvlõstts a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Retail industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 44,956 Uʹrvvlõstts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife, historical fiction has been banned, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and government employees from Jeallsmed dominate international lumberjack competitions. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeallsmed's national animal is the Reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jeallsmed is ranked 309,228^th in the world and 9^th in Luadastmaa Puppet Region for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.