The Neo-Dispensational Emirate of JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Studious Arbuckle Al Haz con Arroz with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.562 billion Jean Jacks are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of EVERY BURGER IS A KING. The average income tax rate is 57.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOLian economy, worth 138 trillion Sly Fellows a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,843 Sly Fellows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL's national animal is the Mercurial Baron von Smite, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Theo-static Xibalbian Ritualistic Excess.

JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL is ranked 78,358^th in the world and 1,362^nd in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 21.02 flags saluted per person per day.