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The Not a dolphin of Jeff the Land Shark

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Square Enix

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Jeff the Land Shark

Population1.594 billion

Capitalwater
LeaderGwenpool

Currencydollar
Animalsquirrel

The Not a dolphin of Jeff the Land Shark is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Gwenpool with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.594 billion Jeff the Land Sharkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of water. The average income tax rate is 59.2%.

The powerhouse Jeff the Land Sharkian economy, worth 135 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,771 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Jeff the Land Sharkian citizenship in droves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeff the Land Shark's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jeff the Land Shark is ranked 336,940th in the world and 20th in Square Enix for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -12.75 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 7,074thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,674thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,738th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, monocled merchants with funny accents are applying for Jeff the Land Sharkian citizenship in droves.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority").
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, money always talks but the taboo subject of death just brings silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, cops in water spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeff the Land Shark, the military sees national borders more as guidelines than absolutes.

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