Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Dominator
Location: Protocale
Population | 16.658 billion |
Capital | Homma |
Leader | George Francis |
Faith | Protestantism |
Currency | guilder |
Animal | squirrel |
The Republic of Jefulleis is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by George Francis with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.658 billion Jefulleisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Homma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Jefulleisian economy, worth a remarkable 3,484 trillion guilders a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 209,205 guilders, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.
Newspapers are running a front-page picture of George Francis holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping, and police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jefulleis's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestantism.
Jefulleis is ranked 11,569th in the world and 1st in Protocale for Most Stationary, with 2,125.52722993948 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, police aim to defeat hatred with love with their "hugs-for-thugs" program.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, newspapers are running a front-page picture of George Francis holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, the Jefulleis Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
- : Following new legislation in Jefulleis, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
- : Jefulleis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.