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The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna

“We love you just the way you are!” Princess Llewellyn

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific

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Jehenna

Population12.923 billion

CapitalNeighbourhood
LeaderPrincess Llewellyn
FaithUnitarian Universalism

CurrencyHug
AnimalWinged Unicorn

The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, feral children, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 12.923 billion Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Queer economy, worth a remarkable 8,208 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 635,207 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, ritual mummification is making a comeback, no one is worried about government policies any more, and Princess Llewellyn's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 26th in the world and 2nd in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 1,176 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Cultured: 26thHighest Poor Incomes: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 42ndHighest Food Quality: 93rdMost Subsidized Industry: 126thLargest Welfare Programs: 137thHighest Drug Use: 140thHighest Crime Rates: 147thMost Armed: 166thHighest Average Incomes: 170thMost Cheerful Citizens: 171stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177thMost Beautiful Environments: 207thLargest Black Market: 214thRudest Citizens: 220thMost Inclusive: 231stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 270thMost Efficient Economies: 347thMost Patriotic: 418thMost Advanced Public Education: 478thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 540thMost Devout: 542ndLargest Governments: 622ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 624thHighest Average Tax Rates: 630thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 645thMost Corrupt Governments: 660thLargest Information Technology Sector: 668thMost Influential: 710thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 727thLargest Publishing Industry: 762ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 953rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,083rdNicest Citizens: 1,102ndHighest Economic Output: 1,295thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,325thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,524thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,564thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,780thBest Weather: 1,870thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,874thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,035thSmartest Citizens: 2,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,706thMost Politically Free: 2,909thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,058thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,194thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,208thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,695thFattest Citizens: 4,989thLargest Retail Industry: 8,047thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,225thMost Stationary: 11,266thMost Developed: 12,972ndMost Income Equality: 14,319thTop
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Nudest: 15,513thMost Extreme: 24,866th
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Patriotic: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Politically Free: 17th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 20th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 59th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 66th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 70th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 78th in the regionFattest Citizens: 105th in the regionMost Extreme: 113th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 175th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 206th in the regionNudest: 269th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 314th in the regionLargest Populations: 320th in the regionMost Developed: 350th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, Princess Llewellyn's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, no one is worried about government policies any more.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, large sections of Jehenna have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Jehenna, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
  • : Jehenna endorsed The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
  • : Jehenna was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
  • : Jehenna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Jehenna endorsed The Federal Republic of Anglimerica.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 312 » Drugged Monkeys, Kiasu-ism, Bear Connors Paradiso, Havenfell, Ancient Slobovia, Darakin, Curlyhoward, Aidenfieeld, Soem, Farengeto, Sanden, Kringalia, Theorin, Pax Dracon, Nowa Europa, The Solar System Scope, Madhonia, Antarctic Empires, Tsunamy, The Two Jerseys, Nova Montron, Cypheri, Sthalrim, Yellunstryer, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Noire Denholm, Gymnostan, Drystar, Trelatche, Hanguk-Nippon, Ridehale, Rebel-topia, Southern Numenor, The naked people, Walloonia, Calistan, Privatore, North Kanuckistan, Dankstergrad, Linden Oak, Wehraboos, Isokenzar, Mona Landia, USNE2018, Xandev, Americantopia, Maeiland, A leftover country, Land Without Shrimp, Amutien, and 262 others.Dereistic, Transtemporal Shifts, Rad Asia, Changolandia, Amerion, PenguinPies, Zaelith, Oreo States, Unielvan Millorvium, Los Lonley Boys, Fasire, Mapico, Alf Landon, Bleakfoot, Shefino, Bawkie, United Great Holy Empire, Ralphburg, Ebonhand, Indolos, Doraya, Besern, Great Scapula, Gastravon, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, West Pastafaria, Itani, Saint Cinder, Myness, Jammlandia, Myndia, Midand, Abarri, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Myhomecountry, The United Common, Unojo, Freedoom, Anatasha, Skaladoria, The Island of Sorna, United States of Belvaria, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Land of Mari, Imperium Sempiternum, Saciu, Al Madhaa, The Woragopiria, Aurcania, Nomayuki, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Ostavaria, Farelonia, PsiCorps, Of the european socialist republics, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Venezia Pacifica, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Tvania, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Stella-Arga, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Zanforadon, Gracca, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Seythennia, Of The Bannana Boat Republic, No moking, Lynxaion, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, ARIAPOLIS01, Dakalian, Sordandia, Vuranda, Atomic Garden, Altnavia, Silmad, Respackjakenrhace, Ugranda, Siromiana, Grand Milania, Nemakea, Dausuva, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, The Ginger Lands, The Worst army of, New Bulacan, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Doundaly, Balisca, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Dun Frest, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Gorklibunsond, Scrapifax, Berrada, Blondiesland, Pamela And Hepatitis, New Maxta, Arlandias, New-Javarra, Khnomania, The Republic of Everleigh, North Pernambuco, Frairrisburg, Arhanistan, Uvalor, Geploastan, Dimplingpie, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Afria Thebel, Sautu, Greater Lamero, Siberia union, Deerp, Yomer, Razana, Flaking, Ferfulesse, Galadra, Koros, Monetaria, West Khazana Finsstan, Ferrumetlapis, Dundea Loea, Yugarritia, Anglischland Kaiserreich, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, IndustroMiliComplex, Hacrela, Astriva, Gonthavnor, Bloonation, 0200-Gamma, Alvira, Cerespasia, Signar, Purisect, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Havenwelle, Pabtlau, Amerinsca, Las Filipina, Venkara, Bohenia, Tigrulia, Seyja, Sumina, Bavaristan, Aquila Audax, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Proculus, Belschaft, Ipugao, Phyakaran, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Sea shep, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Tioloman, Greater Pardonia, Moreana, Emagination, Sein, Ancaswafiqing, Republic Empire of Japan, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Swenfia 2, Silvaterrae, Krauanagaz, Andinla, The Filippinas, Danny McGlurk, Eden Novae, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Neudorf, Detroxia, The Free Sphere, Aodhan, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Luxemstein, Eastern Doncaster, Beneti, Springwalla, The Weirdo, Marnrio, Galdona, Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvb, Lemenga, Avastotz, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Skwar, Ustallaa, Gutiterra, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Jontum, Upper Ryu Lorty, Capatilism, Nakayo, United Allied Systems Nations, BEEstreetz, Proscot, Pepperton, The Grand Potato Empire, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Satilynia, Paappapapa, Wilbodessan, Nyitrai, Gordarserod, Pacifortania, Anarco Argentina, Poguelands, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, and Stelmund.

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