The Holy Empire of Jejistan is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 168 million Jejis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 40.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jejistani economy, worth 9.43 trillion Mirandas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,134 Mirandas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jejistan's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jejistan is ranked 234,368^th in the world and 4,872^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -2 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.