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The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia

“Family and fraternity for us all”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Commonwealth of Jeltronia

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Jeltronia

Population9.686 billion

CapitalBascav
LeaderJotham II
FaithNabetseism

CurrencyJeltronian Estedo
AnimalStag of Saint Joseph

The Nabetseican Kingdom of Jeltronia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jotham II with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.686 billion Jeltronians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bascav. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jeltronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,665 trillion Jeltronian Estedoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,899 Jeltronian Estedoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, and the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeltronia's national animal is the Stag of Saint Joseph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nabetseism.

Jeltronia is ranked 19,336th in the world and 1st in Commonwealth of Jeltronia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,504.25 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,412thTop
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,464thMost Devout: 3,602ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,774thHealthiest Citizens: 5,640thBest Weather: 5,802ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,219thLowest Crime Rates: 6,981stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,028thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,774thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,090thMost Stationary: 8,570thMost Cultured: 8,673rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,056thHighest Economic Output: 9,270thHighest Average Incomes: 9,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,551stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,552ndMost Developed: 10,009thTop
10%
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,566thLargest Governments: 10,766thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,599thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,526thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,825thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,591stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,764thMost Influential: 13,869thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,177thSmartest Citizens: 15,021stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,421stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,833rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,214thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,336th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the smell of tobacco is often smelt around legislative buildings across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the disabled are forced to undergo an MRI scan every time they pick up their benefit payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Jeltronia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jeltronia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport and Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Jeltronia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
  • : Following new legislation in Jeltronia, the newest shade developed by Jeltronia's dye industry has been dubbed 'Agent Orange'.

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