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The Matriarchy of Jennifer Goines

“I like your tie.”

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Location: The Allied Nations of Egalaria


Jennifer Goines

Population2.4 billion

CapitalPsych Ward


The Matriarchy of Jennifer Goines is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.4 billion Xilo-Sylians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psych Ward. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.8%.

The strong Xilo-Sylian economy, worth 120 trillion pellets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 50,283 pellets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 341,863 per year while the poor average 2,701, a ratio of 126 to 1.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Psych Ward. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jennifer Goines's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Jennifer Goines is ranked 50,669th in the world and 377th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,882.09 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Extreme: 220thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1,188thHighest Drug Use: 1,220thMost Politically Free: 1,535thMost Pro-Market: 1,617thTop
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,075thFattest Citizens: 8,421stNudest: 9,044thRudest Citizens: 9,964thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,018thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 14,097thLargest Mining Sector: 17,008thHighest Crime Rates: 21,435th
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 42nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 44th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionMost Secular: 76th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 83rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 93rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 98th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 110th in the region

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