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The Country of Jerzykowo

“We have no idea what we're doing”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.796 billion



The Country of Jerzykowo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Roth with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cheerful population of 2.796 billion kupsk0nators enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skittle. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient kupsk0nator economy, worth 403 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 144,288 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jerzykowo's national animal is the niunia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Niuniaism.

Jerzykowo is ranked 6,049th in the world and 338th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 112.27 Quips Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 121stMost Influential: 1,762ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,904thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,411thNicest Citizens: 2,445thMost Pacifist: 2,886thMost Inclusive: 2,912thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,964thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,611thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,764thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,966thLowest Crime Rates: 4,664thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,826thMost Developed: 4,838thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,013thHealthiest Citizens: 5,410thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,640thSmartest Citizens: 6,049thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,340thSafest: 6,574thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,039thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,119thLargest Governments: 8,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,978thBest Weather: 9,061stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,081stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,313thMost Efficient Economies: 9,420thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,781stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,849thMost Secular: 10,353rdMost Cultured: 10,553rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,447thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,367thHighest Average Incomes: 15,071stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,058thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,507thMost Income Equality: 21,940th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 157th in the regionNicest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 163rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Inclusive: 195th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 226th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 228th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 240th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 289th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 291st in the regionMost Developed: 296th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 302nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 317th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 338th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 351st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 351st in the regionSafest: 364th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 384th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 385th in the regionLargest Governments: 424th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 427th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 461st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 486th in the regionBest Weather: 487th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 510th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 519th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 531st in the regionMost Cultured: 532nd in the regionMost Secular: 537th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 585th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 592nd in the regionMost Influential: 662nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 716th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 759th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 900th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jerzykowo was endorsed by The Kingdom of Marshmelli.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, foreign policy is to avoid standing up to bullies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews.
  • : Jerzykowo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Jerzykowo endorsed The Commonwealth of Black Spears.
  • : Jerzykowo was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Black Spears.
  • : Jerzykowo voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Disease Vectors".
  • : Following new legislation in Jerzykowo, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 517 » Sikol, Guer Aike, Dabarastan, Runeda, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Corfad, Dreadton, Hamerica, Heilhum Imperius, Zzozona, Sopernia, Crusadam, Votak Matim, The Rhein States, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, Pazair, Dar es Saalam, Lulubellia, 1 very fast endotarter, Xipher, Fauzjhia, Merconitonitopia, Aerilia, Hardscrabble, Yaorozu, The Tampa Bay Rays, Principia Mathematica, Prydania, Navsland, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Omnistria, Notyoutopia, Empy, Andexia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Pallaith, Ethnon, The Endless Eventide, Advancia-Sizzletown, WeKnow, Imortan Empire, R libanon, East Supple Lund, Itallitopia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Azzarel, Fizban, and 467 others.Olofin, Sisang, PotatoFarmers, Tolopel, Drentusa, Boston Castle, Axolotlus, Picairn, Gainesixtan, Republica Guilleana, Gilakistan, Zumlandia, Tringapore, Orogonia, LostLegion, Dangine, Chips and Guac, Citrus Rutaceae, Lotion Empire, Kragsgale, Multius, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Selfgradatude, Neo Cheese Empire, Bacciatto, Yamantau, Zemper Macro, Interdimensional Zone, Lorigia, Daiz, North Bratislava, Great Bights Mum, Unsophisticate, Shadowrik, Kocherian, Morover, Xarrel, Noahs Second Country, Braghz, Sundred, Amerian States, Simone Republic, Loli County, Praeceps, U S Eh, Ravendi, Loutsland, Cretox State, Kingdom of Witcheria, Dicko, Aeurithianar, Jestings, Colonies of Free Temeria, Abonland, New Lakemba, Sunto, Karlinagrad, Dopeland420, Kheshiga, Maclare, Anungu, Feelonia, Cors Evia, Daerlan, Fran Advar, Nijisanji, Altivia, United Lokkia, AENEDELIAH, French Bananastan, Fascist Democracy, Arloria, Karakalpak Republic, Manticore utopia, Kurniastan, Bend Mai, Lackinsar, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, Libertania Democratica, Saphrosynia, Walter Jackson, Ateala, Miamington, Fel Imass, Nordic-British Union, Harveney, Neonlake, Seenvorland, Partax, TyGerria, Level headed Libertarians, Sakarna, Minuda, Orado, Detrivania, Artemis Selene, Chukstik Illahi, Paul Pasch, Zdagoburg, Ardretia, Vaireldanionistasi, Ocharckia, Necromonia, Arrivederci, Shizzy, AverageJoevlania, Varisland, Cartures, Lordelles, Confederacy of North America, BeNeFiTS Of BeeFTiNS And FeeTBiNS, Tamlra, Pigeonstan, Asoc lon, Free Culture, Pleroma Sans Romans, Eraver, A Ordem do Caos, Xyroxes, Aetulia, GlobeCV, Eastern Valskovia, Nistriabar, Old Emporia, Camikistan, Moszce-Walvard, Copola, Malta Comino Gozo, Liminyj, Frieszia, AVALOHIA, Gendirt, Sciency Advancement, Ausnakulia, South Kalmaria, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Mardessa, Jovian Knights, Chadinton, Kim Da-mi, TJUN-ia, David Davidson, Central Drazil, Goblin Gang, Inner lorrainia, North Unity, Novatros, The Discipled, Zaeli, The Bureaucratic Territories, Rozarus, Cloydicia, Western Aurtoplethurd, Western Vapia, Cowbridge, Iceria, DIMAnism, Irvari, Caladann, Ibarkla, Clan Spaniel, Yokciq Empire, Oro-Yurdujan, Terrax, Ver Testua, Dakota Territories, Outer Shenendoah, Noboru tsuki, Eastern Cous Empria, Vexilia, Ilmatil, Khoik, Commoterre, Centromuria, Mekine, Great Latiko, Ekaitokoa, Salt-and-Pepper, Rimausean, Godwanna, Wilkshire, Draconian Progression, Aruvicion, Rockwell Islands, The English Alliance, WolfMessiah, Emeraldtopia, Timothea, Saint Alaric, Verytas, Yalgora, Harjad, United Asgardian States, United Island States of Southeast Asia, The Most Freedom Ever, Solmetria, Zimmerdachen, Marmiedon, Rainengrad, WOoloo Unitedstrtes, KhalChicken, Wooleystan, Cosamaloapan, Termathe, Solphine, Yemet, Arimbia, Lucedeia, Kuldi, Eywaan, Panama Coalition, Revolutionary Sealand, Phoronu, Ice and Tinian, Cokoland, Solcius, The Sinclarian Provinces, Erubetia, Vesuva, Tunofferia, Trance Empire, Pauliestien, Luniandez, Singamadri, Lemonbiscuits, United States of Medford, Elvoreto, Democratie, SORT, Imperial Pieserged, Keurig Machines, Amblegreserland, The Unicrons, The New Trumpland, The Holy Rysican Empire, Westinor, Quentiam Viventem, Batatoland Empire, Frances Francis the First of France, The Bikini Bottom Republic, The Windmilluminati, Greater Nattlecreniaxia, Rad Lads, Mouva Crishia, Magna Banitia, Asooka, The Royal States of Canada, Humptalumpta, Esplandia, Kamohoalii, Andanavia, Tukayyiad, Potatolandium, Krazon, Alqulonde, The Great Imperial Roman Empire, Yellops, Yukti, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Entecavir, Hells Ninth Circle, Caselpania, Zeternia, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Tachycardia, Srnsbaland, Ramiru, Gor Nacho, Schnuftelland, Central Ryal, Nuevo Navarre, Kappacon, Cascadiya, Nord Botten, Okramija, North Armatas, Arizona Zervas, Federalania, Pleasuretown, Cinnibar, Pradovnia, The True Frog, Conservative State of Poland, Vladmir Putin, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Zokk, Nova Arcania, Soviet Terran, Joodey, Triado, Sardona, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Orenmark, Aquila Islands, The Greylands, An Identity Crisis, Iron Cladia, Vernest Quill, Visse, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, The Gamer Party, The Papal Catholic States, Ivy Rekkia, Florida Palms, Neo-Ottomania, VietAnhland, Eisenmund, Femanie, West Zebrupco Bageropirex, Zecit, Navorden, Czechnin, Tyroshh, Changjo, Nodnarb, Dropey, Grieslhiem, Xagill, United States of Americanas, Ataraxia Somnia, Gautania, Maratabat, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Texas States, Territorio di Nessuno, Sile Maungistan, Falkendel, Kuveria, Seanat, Sattelbach, Madjack, Warancia, NationTownState, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Neo Colorado, Austral States of America, Valhalla123, Kranostav, Wurplestan, Etanur, Zankioa, Barabolia, Viridiann, Maroon Peak, The Turkish workers of Europe, Zupla, Wineclaw, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siglakan, Austrian Confederacy, Northern Glory, European Nation State, West Papua states, Eurochina, Former English Colony, Gweithwyr, Pytong, Drutopia Insomnia, Sil Dorsett, Venicea, Maott, Religioncord, Lubi Islands, Logovets, Solimun, Gabenia, Jurisa, Samfoychi, Staurlanidgerumiegisordia, Harmonypine, Northwest Zedonia, Testnation223, Leewood, Londinensi, Bruhast, Figyjharli, Whatever mo, Seridian, Vincone Cae, Democratic HomeLand, I Anixi, East Wushen, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Santalcine, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Dejure, Wisconsota, Aingard, Nichigo Sebe, The Unified Missourtama States, Konolas, Beta Cyndriel, The AP Republic, Banis Dui, Freyford, Ozstan, Caffeinetopia, The Stratosphere Islands, PEG, Zixu, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, The Pantheons, The United Capital of Adam, Alcavia, Canineia, Ammanies, Monkemafiatopia, The Hellenistic Realm, Venuar, Inspiratus, Sevinland, Eylstadt Izetta, Reinoniananiananonanonona, ANdTHeRnIa, Osternia, Arazher, Kastonvia, Desvios, Kholynia, Vyata Temor, Brsil, Amberun, Northern-Kempia, Finchin, Callecul, USSRITWILLWORK, Armandinia, Xanatosi, Ellbonnia, Dacian Freelands, Fisle, The Navy Blue, Wisso, Ereena, Kirillov Brigade, The Vistula, Based Vapia, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, The Real Ram Ranch, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, Pizzerelia, Anarkhibertas, Nalver And, Centrialand, The Backwardest Nation You Know, Archangelis Adherents, Northern Hark Eis Supond, Ascidia, Laurendon, The Airship Pilots Union, Bali kingdom, Lithuanian Commune, Mitarii, The Serdey Islands, Port Naga, Slyakanya, Odelinor, East Akra, Pingree, Black Spears, and Marshmelli.

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