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The Jeinto Holy Land of Jestair

“Give thanks to all, for one should be thankful of all.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Greater Necanica

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Jestair

Population1.499 billion

CapitalHeltöpen
LeaderIpun Nem
FaithJeinto

Currencymarknote
AnimalGaur

The Jeinto Holy Land of Jestair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ipun Nem with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.499 billion Jestairans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heltöpen. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The powerhouse Jestairian economy, worth 95.4 trillion marknotes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,638 marknotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jestair's national animal is the Gaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jeinto.

Jestair is ranked 312,493rd in the world and 15th in Greater Necanica for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -10.49 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 683rdNudest: 2,579thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,925thTop
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Most Devout: 3,352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,165thMost Pacifist: 10,115thLargest Retail Industry: 10,607thLargest Mining Sector: 12,620thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,243rdMost Rebellious Youth: 18,181stNicest Citizens: 18,294thMost Cultured: 28,536thMost Compassionate Citizens: 30,909th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jestair's influence in Greater Necanica rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Jestair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Jestair, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Jestair, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Jestair's influence in Greater Necanica fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Jestair's influence in Greater Necanica rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Jestair was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jestair, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark.
  • : Following new legislation in Jestair, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests.
  • : Following new legislation in Jestair, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.

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