The Jeinto Holy Land of Jestair is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ipun Nem with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.499 billion Jestairans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heltöpen. The average income tax rate is 53.3%.

The powerhouse Jestairian economy, worth 95.4 trillion marknotes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,638 marknotes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, and young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jestair's national animal is the Gaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jeinto.

Jestair is ranked 312,493^rd in the world and 15^th in Greater Necanica for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring -10.49 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.