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The Kingdom of Jew Man

“We're all Menches”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: United Nations of Jerusalem

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Jew Man

Population23.551 billion

CapitalNickelville
LeaderBnic5
FaithNone

CurrencyBagel
AnimalMench

The Kingdom of Jew Man is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Bnic5 with an even hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, avant-garde cinema, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.551 billion Jew Manians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nickelville. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jew Manian economy, worth an astonishing 10,194 trillion Bagels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 432,857 Bagels, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Jew Man, everybody's got wood thanks to Bnic5, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government, and international trade is a sticky issue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jew Man's national animal is the Mench, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

Jew Man is ranked 25,663rd in the world and 1st in United Nations of Jerusalem for Most Stationary, with 1,447.9726149636 days.

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1%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Mining Sector: 156thHighest Disposable Incomes: 197thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 454thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 478thLargest Insurance Industry: 502ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 549thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 578thMost Efficient Economies: 603rdMost Avoided: 679thHighest Economic Output: 793rdHighest Average Incomes: 812thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 966thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,184thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,304thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,696thMost Patriotic: 2,230thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,400thTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,020thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,644thLargest Governments: 3,676thLargest Retail Industry: 3,856thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,352ndRudest Citizens: 4,365thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,704thSmartest Citizens: 5,067thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,678thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,337thLargest Black Market: 6,356thMost Developed: 6,752ndMost Armed: 7,028thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,171stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,072ndLargest Populations: 10,420thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,511thMost Secular: 13,097thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,223rdTop
10%
Healthiest Citizens: 15,292ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,121stMost Influential: 18,656thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,914thMost Stationary: 25,663rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29,279th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jew Man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
  • : Following new legislation in Jew Man, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Jew Man, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Jew Man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Jew Man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
  • : Jew Man voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Statistical Data Practice".
  • : Jew Man was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Jew Man, everybody's got wood thanks to Bnic5.
  • : Jew Man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
  • : Jew Man voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".

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Endorsements Received: None.

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