The Republic of JimmyP is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jimmy Parker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 12.806 billion JimmyPians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 60.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming JimmyPian economy, worth a remarkable 1,044 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,558 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to JimmyPian politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JimmyP's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

JimmyP is ranked 63,616^th in the world and 1,380^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.1 law-abiding acts per hour.