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The Corrupt Queendom of Jinea

“Motto Application Denied: See Clauses 1.3, 63 And 92bis”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

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Jinea

Population2.478 billion

CapitalCity-State of Lidiana
LeaderQueen Lydia The First
FaithPizza

Currencycredit
Animalwhite lizard

The Corrupt Queendom of Jinea is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Lydia The First with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.478 billion Jineans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City-State of Lidiana. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The powerhouse Jinean economy, worth 251 trillion credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 101,606 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinea's national animal is the white lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizza.

Jinea is ranked 15,004th in the world and 18th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 5,150.08 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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5%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,508thTop
10%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,705thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,324thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,004thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,584thHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,099thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,465thMost Cultured: 20,003rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,033rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, sailors spend their shore leave helping old ladies cross the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, holiday gift-giving is often peppered with songs of praise to morally-questionable televangelists.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, commercial jingles have been ham-handedly forced into world renowned symphonies.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Queen Lydia The First to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinea, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The City-State Of Lidiana Times is sold out.

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