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The Red Queendom of Jinea

“One for All, All for Me” Queen Lydia The First

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

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Jinea

Population10.139 billion

CapitalCity-State of Lidiana
LeaderQueen Lydia The First
FaithPizza

Currencycredit
Animalwhite lizard

The Red Queendom of Jinea is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Lydia The First with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.139 billion Jineans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City-State of Lidiana. The average income tax rate is 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinean economy, worth a remarkable 1,447 trillion credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 142,791 credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The only issue that Queen Lydia The First has is that there aren't enough issues (Jinea has found 1 easter egg), posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, and tax assessment offices double as polling stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinea's national animal is the white lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pizza.

Jinea is ranked 33,307th in the world and 13th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Most Stationary, with 1,310.2323906174 days.

Top
1%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,330thTop
5%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,237thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,209thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,564thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,157thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,335thLargest Black Market: 15,509thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,189thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,211thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,175thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,454thHighest Economic Output: 18,657thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,550thMost Beautiful Environments: 24,425thHighest Average Incomes: 25,046thLargest Retail Industry: 25,202ndMost Cultured: 26,653rdSmartest Citizens: 26,991st
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10%
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Jinea was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Armed Republic of Dehlk, infecting 21 million survivors.
  • : Jinea was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Unified State of Kabravosk, infecting 31 million survivors.
  • : Jinea was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.

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