The United Socialist States of Jiqiren is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Controller with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.975 billion Jiqirenians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jijing. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jiqirenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,897 trillion gollops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 146,213 gollops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children wondering what happens to pets after they die are shown where the compost heap is, a mushroom a day keeps the sadness away, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and Controller has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jiqiren's national animal is the spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Skynet.

Jiqiren is ranked 11,676^th in the world and 798^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 98.29 law-abiding acts per hour.