Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Pacific
Population | 6.777 billion |
Capital | Dolemite Bay |
Leader | John Shaft |
Currency | Lincoln Continental |
Animal | turkey |
The Commonwealth of Jive Topia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by John Shaft with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 6.777 billion Jive Topians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dolemite Bay. The average income tax rate is 58.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Jive Topian economy, worth a remarkable 1,037 trillion Lincoln Continentals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 153,108 Lincoln Continentals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime is totally unknown. Jive Topia's national animal is the turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jive Topia is ranked 39,733rd in the world and 341st in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,139.85002049552 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jive Topia, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Jive Topia, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure.
- : Following new legislation in Jive Topia, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
- : Jive Topia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Jive Topia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Jive Topia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Following new legislation in Jive Topia, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Jive Topia, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
- : Jive Topia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Jive Topia, the endangered saltwater humpback turkey is only seen in captivity programs.