Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the West Pacific
Population | 7.505 billion |
Capital | Perfection |
Leader | Marcey |
Faith | Tokenism |
Currency | CB |
Animal | Jaime |
The Federal Republic of JK239 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Marcey with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, lack of airports, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.505 billion JKians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perfection. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.
The frighteningly efficient JK239ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,835 trillion CBS a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,595 CBS, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.
Knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags, military spending recently hit a new high, astronomers are flocking to JK239 to take advantage of its clear night skies, and armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JK239's national animal is the Jaime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tokenism.
JK239 is ranked 124,928th in the world and 879th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 277.96932209952 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : JK239 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, armoured pyjamas are in fashion amongst the nation's nobility.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, astronomers are flocking to JK239 to take advantage of its clear night skies.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, military spending recently hit a new high.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, the Hanging Gardens account for half of Perfection's water use.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
- : Following new legislation in JK239, prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers.