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The Federal Republic of JMingozela

“Enjoy life and freedom, but serve the country.” JP Valenzuela

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.193 billion

LeaderJP Valenzuela


The Federal Republic of JMingozela is a massive, safe nation, ruled by JP Valenzuela with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, free-roaming dinosaurs, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.193 billion JMingozelans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valenzuela. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.3%.

The frighteningly efficient JMingozelan economy, worth 155 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,522 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 404,881 per year while the poor average 32,396, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

The airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. JMingozela's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

JMingozela is ranked 8,306th in the world and 302nd in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 17.85 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 1,379thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,423rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,526thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,999thFattest Citizens: 8,306thMost Secular: 8,779thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,001stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,181stTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,641stMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,593rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,205thMost Efficient Economies: 14,396thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,509thHighest Average Incomes: 18,610thSmartest Citizens: 20,640th
Rudest Citizens: 146th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 178th in the regionFattest Citizens: 302nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 324th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 377th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 429th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 480th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 534th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 556th in the regionMost Influential: 569th in the regionNudest: 653rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 733rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 741st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 776th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 776th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 871st in the region

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