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The Great Theocratic Empire of Jocyn

“Heaven sees our Faith, God guide our Hands to Victory” Holy Emperor Makino XV of Jocyn

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Calme Ybovien

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Jocyn

Population9.271 billion

CapitalChateau-Royal
LeaderHoly Emperor Makino XV of Jocyn
FaithMakinist Upper Order

CurrencyJocynian shilling
Animaltiger

The Great Theocratic Empire of Jocyn is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Holy Emperor Makino XV of Jocyn with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.271 billion Jocyniens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chateau-Royal. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient jocynien economy, worth a remarkable 5,271 trillion Jocynian shillings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is a breathtaking 568,563 Jocynian shillings, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,595,167 per year while the poor average 37,527, a ratio of 95.8 to 1.

Children often kick tigers for amusement, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, and colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Jocyn's national animal is the tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Makinist Upper Order.

Jocyn is ranked 157th in the world and 1st in Calme Ybovien for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 30,944.1 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 91stLargest Agricultural Sector: 113thMost Devout: 127thMost Patriotic: 128thLargest Mining Sector: 146thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 173rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 174thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 209thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 240thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 250thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 285thHighest Average Incomes: 289thLargest Insurance Industry: 338thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 362ndFattest Citizens: 380thMost Corrupt Governments: 413thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 455thMost Avoided: 503rdMost Primitive: 551stLargest Black Market: 647thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 678thMost Efficient Economies: 713thMost Subsidized Industry: 773rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 931stMost Conservative: 1,024thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,159thLowest Crime Rates: 1,475thLargest Governments: 1,551stHighest Economic Output: 3,296thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 5,316thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,043rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,037thRudest Citizens: 8,201stMost Authoritarian: 13,859thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,028thMost Influential: 20,040thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,172nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jocyn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, children often kick tigers for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, even doll houses and dog kennels have to be able to withstand rigorous earthquake testing.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, the tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Jocyn, sociologists ponder how baby-napped ethnic minority 'runaways' could have gone so bad so soon.

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