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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala

“Hail Joey!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Joevala

Population4.012 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderZeppelin
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyBeatle
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.012 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 823 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 205,207 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals in Joevala are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Joeyists, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Joevala, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 3,433rd in the world and 191st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 170.99 Insults Per Minute.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 780thMost Influential: 1,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,714thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,089thLargest Retail Industry: 3,098thMost Efficient Economies: 3,336thRudest Citizens: 3,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,830thNicest Citizens: 5,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,403rdMost Pacifist: 5,668thHighest Average Incomes: 5,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,887thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,285thMost Devout: 6,632ndMost Inclusive: 6,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,765thLargest Governments: 7,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,835thMost Cultured: 7,912thMost Developed: 8,041stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,376thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,540thLargest Black Market: 8,894thSmartest Citizens: 9,151stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,551stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 11,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,506thLowest Crime Rates: 12,847thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,935thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,810thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,057thHighest Economic Output: 20,810th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 161st in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the regionMost Devout: 265th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 300th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 301st in the regionNicest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Pacifist: 334th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Black Market: 355th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 377th in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 393rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 404th in the regionMost Cultured: 411th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 416th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 451st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 456th in the regionMost Developed: 488th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 500th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 511th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 559th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 590th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 605th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 644th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 653rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 660th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 756th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 756th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 795th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 944th in the region

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