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The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala

“Hail Joey!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Joevala

Population5.256 billion

CapitalAtlanta
LeaderZeppelin
FaithJoeyism

CurrencyBeatle
AnimalKangaroo

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 5.256 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth a remarkable 1,162 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 221,177 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly, and a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 5,439th in the world and 315th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,177.52 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 408thMost Influential: 731stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,595thMost Pacifist: 2,203rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,732ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,758thRudest Citizens: 2,887thNicest Citizens: 3,675thMost Efficient Economies: 3,909thMost Inclusive: 4,007thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,171stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,271stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,286thLargest Governments: 4,560thMost Devout: 4,726thHighest Average Incomes: 4,961stLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,422ndMost Beautiful Environments: 5,439thMost Developed: 5,887thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,114thMost Cultured: 6,146thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,269thSmartest Citizens: 6,494thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,885thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,016thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,124thLowest Crime Rates: 7,598thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,755thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,095thBest Weather: 8,146thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,418thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,672ndLongest Average Lifespans: 10,281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,946thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,292ndMost Rebellious Youth: 14,341stHighest Economic Output: 15,716thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,541stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 20,481stHealthiest Citizens: 21,946th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionTop
5%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 136th in the regionMost Pacifist: 136th in the regionRudest Citizens: 172nd in the regionMost Devout: 199th in the regionNicest Citizens: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 227th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 238th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 248th in the regionLargest Governments: 248th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 254th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 259th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 261st in the regionMost Inclusive: 265th in the regionMost Influential: 271st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 312th in the regionMost Cultured: 312th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 315th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 320th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 350th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 353rd in the regionMost Developed: 359th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 360th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 366th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 371st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 389th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 397th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 412th in the regionBest Weather: 472nd in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 502nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 515th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 525th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 580th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 611th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 760th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 762nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 784th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 810th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joevala endorsed The Socialist Republic of Dangine.
  • : Joevala endorsed The People's Republic of Free mankind.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued.
  • : Following new legislation in Joevala, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
  • : Joevala voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates"".
  • : Joevala was endorsed by The People's Republic of Free mankind.
  • : Joevala voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Honeydewistania".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 308 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, Orado, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, United Kahndaq, Xagill, and 258 others.Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Clan Spaniel, Crader, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Ereena, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Joodey, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Innocentic, Changjo, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Andexia, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Eywaan, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Outer Shenendoah, Xarrel, Hardscrabble, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Feelonia, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pytong, Ozstan, Pasargad, Venicea, PEG, Imperial Pieserged, Sevinland, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Free Atlantis, Alice Gardens, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Ellbonnia, Strongwill, Nodnarb, Godwanna, The Jerichowan Country, Detrivania, Vexilia, Climeria, Hewani, Yellops, The Republic of Free Peoples, Nuronte, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, East Akra, Chukstik Illahi, United States of Medford, Republica Guilleana, Port Naga, Star Kingdom, Colfes, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, GenshinImpact, Aruvicion, Wisconsota, Fluffy Panda, Que Lukustinardon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Planes, Patrician, Super Girl, Dopeland420, The Mazur Empire, Zaeli, Sachi, Nordic-British Union, Fascist Democracy, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Confederacy of North America, Partax, Brsil, Jovian Knights, Yukti, Testnation223, Folenz, AGoodPlace, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Alorca, Barabolia, Esplandia, -Slovania, Soviet Terran, Katuda, Vesteysia, Iberia y las Colonias, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Srpski Novo Zelandjani, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Cereskia, Dangine, The Ultimate Republic, The Sinclarian Provinces, Democatic Donkeys, Lol2639, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Randomcountryland, United Republic of Free States, Kromi, Shotokonia, Shabot, Kitzgos, Federacionale, Galaician Empire, Higher Cascadia, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Upper Libertatem, Qurtuba, Jaxikistan, Mon Island, Wooleystan, ForestMythal, Landfinia, Tyirza, KillerKahn, Centrialand, Perikuresu, Tsandonown, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Ootasa, Korean-Joseon, Samoreubia, Libvillia, DIMAnism, Trooporia, Greater Ale Permars, Drash Mannistan, Ariele, New Avian, Novremia, Prevaland, Eternal Dominion, Boston Castle, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Verderiesdre, Capablanca, Andanavia, Just Vibin, Sopernia, Solphine, Gafflebag, Kinitopia, Tringapore, Tameside, Apollo Park, Duurania, Bearical, Zdagoburg, Drueste, Fizban, Nova Arcania, DeadlyAntics, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, Noesantara, Snart, David Davidson, Vladmir Putin, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nation1812, Zabacuz, Lionia, Sahriastan, Batatoland Empire, Rising Sakura, and Free mankind.

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