by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala

“Hail Joey!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population4.012 billion



The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.012 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 823 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 205,207 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hospitals in Joevala are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Joeyists, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Joevala, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.

Joevala is ranked 3,433rd in the world and 191st in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 170.99 Insults Per Minute.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 780thMost Influential: 1,149thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,714thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,089thLargest Retail Industry: 3,098thMost Efficient Economies: 3,336thRudest Citizens: 3,433rdHighest Poor Incomes: 4,830thNicest Citizens: 5,336thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,403rdMost Pacifist: 5,668thHighest Average Incomes: 5,853rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,887thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,285thMost Devout: 6,632ndMost Inclusive: 6,639thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,765thLargest Governments: 7,445thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,504thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,835thMost Cultured: 7,912thMost Developed: 8,041stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,376thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,540thLargest Black Market: 8,894thSmartest Citizens: 9,151stMost Corrupt Governments: 10,246thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,551stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 11,492ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,537thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,256thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,506thLowest Crime Rates: 12,847thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,708thMost Rebellious Youth: 15,935thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,810thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,057thHighest Economic Output: 20,810th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 72nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 141st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 161st in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 196th in the regionMost Devout: 265th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 272nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 274th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 300th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 301st in the regionNicest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Pacifist: 334th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 336th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 350th in the regionLargest Black Market: 355th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 377th in the regionLargest Governments: 383rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 393rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 404th in the regionMost Cultured: 411th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 416th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 451st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 456th in the regionMost Developed: 488th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 500th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 505th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 511th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 536th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 559th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 590th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 592nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 605th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 644th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 653rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 660th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 756th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 756th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 795th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 213 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, Pazair, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Zumlandia, Austral States of America, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Loli County, Valhalla123, Avemterra, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Serendipita Martia, Kasazzastan, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, and 163 others.Orado, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Praeceps, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, United Kahndaq, East Wushen, Xagill, Sunto, Noahs Second Country, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Revolutionary Sealand, Clan Spaniel, Crader, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Ereena, Wisconsota, New Octicarg, Hyphen, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Avastate, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Asoc lon, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Ihsan, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Smesh, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Principia Mathematica, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Innocentic, Changjo, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Sisang, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Andexia, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, U S Eh, HOoOo bAby, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Nobec, Moszce-Walvard, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Amprak, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Sardona, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Kenaniahistan, Jestings, Rozarus, Xarrel, Frahnkzaden, Hardscrabble, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, A Die, Sopernia, Feelonia, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Boston Castle, Saphrosynia, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, Gorundu, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Great Robertia, Upper Ville Gamenia, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, and The Unified Missourtama States.

View Forum posts