|Category: Left-Leaning College State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Holy Joeyist Paradise of Joevala is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Zeppelin with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and triple-decker prams. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 4.012 billion Joeyists enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Atlanta. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Joeyist economy, worth 823 trillion Beatles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 205,207 Beatles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Hospitals in Joevala are too busy serving the needs of The North Pacific to see Joeyists, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Joevala, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime is totally unknown. Joevala's national animal is the Kangaroo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Joeyism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The TUMS of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Republic of Bankowiata.
- : Joevala was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Kingdom of Upper Ville Gamenia.
- : Joevala was endorsed by The Imperial State of Great Robertia.
- : Following new legislation in Joevala, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on Joevala.
- : Joevala was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
Endorsements Received: 213 » McMasterdonia, Valentine Z, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Corfad, The Rhein States, Shibutani, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, Pazair, Yaorozu, Loutsland, Ethnon, Dabarastan, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Empy, Koda-Land, Holy Oranz, Interdimensional Zone, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Zumlandia, Austral States of America, Notyoutopia, Wineclaw, Frances Francis the First of France, The Tampa Bay Rays, Dreadton, Seenvorland, Steampunk Ariel, Ravendi, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Napnomadia, Loli County, Valhalla123, Avemterra, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Shadowrik, Wilkshire, Serendipita Martia, Kasazzastan, Fendlium, Selfgradatude, Glurponia, Hamerica, Kranostav, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, and 163 others.Orado, Merconitonitopia, Daiz, Pallaith, Praeceps, Newpromisedland, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, United Kahndaq, East Wushen, Xagill, Sunto, Noahs Second Country, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, The Iron Lions, Universal State Formula, Yokciq Empire, The New Communist Republic Of States, Omnistria, The Stratosphere Islands, Wit Noreis, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, KhalChicken, Unsophisticate, Runeda, Revolutionary Sealand, Clan Spaniel, Crader, Diodone, Malta Comino Gozo, Xentherida, SORT, Antiyard, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Windmilluminati, Zecit, Varola, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Unshleepd, Ereena, Wisconsota, New Octicarg, Hyphen, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Fizban, Westinor, Xatin, Zeternia, Astronomical, Aeolist, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Avastate, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, I Like Killing people, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Kocherian, Asoc lon, The Calabash Protectorate, Yalgora, Ihsan, Seanat, Libertania Democratica, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, Arichia, Joodey, Schnuftelland, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Animu Place, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Smesh, Azzarel, Lemonbiscuits, Free Culture, Madjack, Simone Republic, French Bananastan, TyGerria, Chadinton, Principia Mathematica, Walter Jackson, Xipher, Kragsgale, Buckhem, Innocentic, Changjo, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Sisang, The Bureaucratic Territories, Potatolandium, Andexia, Panama Coalition, Solskjar, WeKnow, U S Eh, HOoOo bAby, Ice and Tinian, Heilhum Imperius, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Nobec, Moszce-Walvard, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Eywaan, Amprak, Dicko, Lulubellia, Chips and Guac, Glanst, Bend Mai, Cloydicia, Sardona, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Kenaniahistan, Jestings, Rozarus, Xarrel, Frahnkzaden, Hardscrabble, Abonland, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, A Die, Sopernia, Feelonia, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Boston Castle, Saphrosynia, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Austrian Confederacy, Gorundu, PotatoFarmers, Religioncord, Great Robertia, Upper Ville Gamenia, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, and The Unified Missourtama States.