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The Johnified States of Johnified America

“JSA FOREVER”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Johnified States of America

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Johnified America

Population31.402 billion

CapitalNew John City MT
LeaderPresident John

Currencyshell casing
Animalhawk

The Johnified States of Johnified America is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President John with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 31.402 billion Johnified Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New John City MT. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The thriving Johnified American economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion shell casings a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,598 shell casings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 174,366 per year while the poor average 16,732, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of New John City MT, President John has just been declared ruler of Johnified America in an international press conference, most Johnified American video games are banned in other countries, and schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johnified America's national animal is the hawk.

Johnified America is ranked 146,855th in the world and 2nd in Johnified States of America for Most Stationary, with 176.96334507672 days.

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Largest Populations: 3,781stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,560thHighest Economic Output: 13,284thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21,017thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,579th

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