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The Incorporated States of Johnny Appleseed1

“Apples & Guilders”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific


Johnny Appleseed1

Population503 million



The Incorporated States of Johnny Appleseed1 is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its triple-decker prams, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 503 million Johnny Appleseed1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbana. The average income tax rate is 18.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Johnny Appleseed1ian economy, worth 57.5 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 114,221 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Urbana Times is sold out, visions of giant pink wolves are a common side effect after Johnny Appleseed1ians eat their meals, and politicians are battling inequality by declaring themselves better than everyone else. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Johnny Appleseed1's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Johnny Appleseed1 is ranked 56,752nd in the world and 2,493rd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 53.56 on the Rand Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 506thLargest Agricultural Sector: 857thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,483rdMost Influential: 4,328thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,897thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,099thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 14,693rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,785th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 43rd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 83rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 360th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 379th in the regionRudest Citizens: 391st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 507th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 525th in the regionNicest Citizens: 570th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 597th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 631st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 687th in the regionMost Cultured: 723rd in the regionMost Developed: 730th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 748th in the region

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