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The Blue Xennial Federation of Jomero

“In varietate concordia”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Jomero

Population10.273 billion

CapitalUrbs Europa
LeaderPresident Xavier Ximenez
FaithSecular Humanism

CurrencyEuro
AnimalMinotaur

The Blue Xennial Federation of Jomero is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Xavier Ximenez with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.273 billion Jomeroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Europa. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jomeroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,330 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 324,185 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, group hugs break out during floor votes, and not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jomero's national animal is the Minotaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.

Jomero is ranked 105,366th in the world and 1,413th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,033.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 262ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 350thMost Efficient Economies: 358thSafest: 565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 629thMost Developed: 721stLongest Average Lifespans: 780thHighest Poor Incomes: 842ndHealthiest Citizens: 862ndSmartest Citizens: 863rdMost Subsidized Industry: 931stNicest Citizens: 1,027thLargest Governments: 1,092ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,188thLowest Crime Rates: 1,283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,384thLargest Retail Industry: 1,609thMost Inclusive: 1,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,747thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,874thMost Pacifist: 1,991stHighest Average Incomes: 2,370thHighest Food Quality: 2,610thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,757thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,764thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,235thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,552ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,108thMost Cultured: 4,481stMost Patriotic: 4,774thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,382ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,386thLargest Mining Sector: 5,587thNudest: 5,975thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,496thHighest Economic Output: 6,936thMost Secular: 8,110thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,381stMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,204thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,085thTop
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Most Influential: 18,106thMost Income Equality: 21,204thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,003rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,137thMost Stationary: 31,587th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionMost Inclusive: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionMost Pacifist: 44th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 45th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 55th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 58th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 64th in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Cultured: 91st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 98th in the regionNudest: 111th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 117th in the regionMost Patriotic: 117th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 123rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 160th in the regionMost Secular: 186th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 218th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 258th in the regionMost Stationary: 327th in the regionMost Income Equality: 375th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 379th in the regionMost Influential: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 453rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 477th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, Urbs Europa River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, people say chess victor President Xavier Ximenez can kill you with mind-bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
  • : Following new legislation in Jomero, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.

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