Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 10.273 billion |
Capital | Urbs Europa |
Leader | President Xavier Ximenez |
Faith | Secular Humanism |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Minotaur |
The Blue Xennial Federation of Jomero is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Xavier Ximenez with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.273 billion Jomeroans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Urbs Europa. The average income tax rate is 99.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Jomeroan economy, worth a remarkable 3,330 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 324,185 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, group hugs break out during floor votes, and not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jomero's national animal is the Minotaur, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Secular Humanism.
Jomero is ranked 105,366th in the world and 1,413th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 3,033.75 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, Urbs Europa River is now popularly called "Dead Fish Run".
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, people say chess victor President Xavier Ximenez can kill you with mind-bullets.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in
Jomero, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.