The Great People And Nation of Jonre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Panembahan Adipati Didik agus with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.334 billion Kawula alits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonre city. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jonrean economy, worth a remarkable 4,702 trillion Kepengs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 210,540 Kepengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of devastated 7-year-olds are denied astronaut and ballerina training, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, and a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Jonrean as 'your finger, you fool'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonre's national animal is the Banteng, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kejawen.

Jonre is ranked 72,590^th in the world and 200^th in Forest for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.