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The United Federation of Joodey

“Free beer for everyone.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific



Population9.448 billion



The United Federation of Joodey is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.448 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Joodish economy, worth 653 trillion Jeeds a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 69,139 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors, and Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 214th in the world and 57th in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 231,668 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 57thMost Influential: 214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,683rdTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,471stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,611thBest Weather: 7,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,074thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,211thMost Pacifist: 9,618thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,265thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,180thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,333rdSafest: 12,792ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,150thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,661stMost Inclusive: 14,136thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,812thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,973rdMost Cultured: 15,363rdMost Developed: 15,387thNicest Citizens: 15,476thHealthiest Citizens: 20,805thSmartest Citizens: 21,798th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 49th in the regionMost Influential: 57th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 205th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 212th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 231st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 280th in the regionBest Weather: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 420th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 451st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 506th in the regionLargest Populations: 517th in the regionMost Pacifist: 552nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 558th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 609th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 628th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 648th in the regionSafest: 699th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 770th in the regionMost Cultured: 782nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 817th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 848th in the regionMost Inclusive: 851st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 856th in the regionMost Developed: 858th in the regionNicest Citizens: 892nd in the regionNudest: 1,001st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joodey was endorsed by The Republic of Barabolia.
  • : Joodey was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Joodey, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Joodey, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in Joodey, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Joodey, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Joodey, the slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework.
  • : Joodey was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loyalists Rebel.
  • : Joodey was endorsed by The Kingdom of Nuevo Navarre.
  • : Joodey voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 628 » Sunto, Notyoutopia, Selfgradatude, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Manticore utopia, Walter Jackson, Fengate, Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Xentherida, Holy Oranz, Wineclaw, The Galactic Triumvirate, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Pallaith, Alice Gardens, Kwaj, Puczovska, Kelvaros Prime, Diodone, Yukti, Buckerino, Cloydicia, The Iron Lions, PlanetPunk, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Ice and Tinian, Corfad, Pleroma Sans Romans, Phualand, Humptalumpta, LostLegion, Shibutani, Unsophisticate, Viridiann, Former English Colony, Koda-Land, Highton Islands, Empy, The Gamer Party, Whereisthatistan, United Draconia, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Zeternia, and 578 others.Sundred, SORT, Ethnon, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Dar es Saalam, New Trisone, Wilkshire, Kobagia, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Prydania, Arstungry, Valhalla123, Niradans, United Kahndaq, Vincone Cae, North 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