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The United Federation of Joodey

“Free beer for everyone.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The North Pacific



Population8.99 billion



The United Federation of Joodey is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 8.99 billion Joods enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yxburg. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Joodish economy, worth 635 trillion Jeeds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 70,640 Jeeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, re-education centers are being added to most prisons, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joodey's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Joodey is ranked 153,689th in the world and 7,337th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.9 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 80thMost Influential: 214thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,376thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,723rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,897thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,951stBest Weather: 8,172ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,271stMost Beautiful Environments: 9,286thMost Pacifist: 10,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,282ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,270thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,939thSafest: 14,438thMost Inclusive: 15,069thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,101stMost Cultured: 15,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,442ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,971stNicest Citizens: 16,768thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,063rdMost Developed: 18,188thHealthiest Citizens: 20,761st
Most Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 206th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 237th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 262nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 276th in the regionBest Weather: 435th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 456th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 467th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 480th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 522nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 552nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 637th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 653rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 678th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 687th in the regionMost Cultured: 740th in the regionSafest: 765th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 801st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 823rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 828th in the regionMost Inclusive: 849th in the regionMost Stationary: 850th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 862nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 903rd in the regionMost Developed: 919th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 993rd in the region

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