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The Independent Monarchy of Joushiki Nante Iranai

“For the people, for the nation.” King Michael III and Queen Bethany I

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Universal Pact


Joushiki Nante Iranai

Population3.819 billion

LeaderKing Michael III and Queen Bethany I
FaithProtestant Christianity


The Independent Monarchy of Joushiki Nante Iranai is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Michael III and Queen Bethany I with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 3.819 billion Joushiki Nante Iranaians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Somos. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Joushiki Nante Iranaian economy, worth 460 trillion dices a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 120,553 dices, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, gurinas have more rights than the average citizen, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joushiki Nante Iranai's national animal is the gurina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

Joushiki Nante Iranai is ranked 162,797th in the world and 38th in Universal Pact for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.66 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,328thMost Pacifist: 2,513thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,338thBest Weather: 3,496thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,521stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,597thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,615thSafest: 3,749thNicest Citizens: 3,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,941stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,098thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,442ndMost Inclusive: 4,532ndMost Cultured: 4,644thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,850thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,942ndMost Developed: 5,010thLowest Crime Rates: 5,068thHealthiest Citizens: 5,390thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,686thLargest Governments: 7,740thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,844thTop
Smartest Citizens: 9,199thMost Devout: 9,301stMost Influential: 9,871stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,262ndMost Subsidized Industry: 10,699thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,599thMost Income Equality: 12,790thMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,408thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,645th
Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Daunlaund, Cansilica, Erbersia, New Wolvers, Havadar, Ivelboria, and Varnaland.

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