The Grand Emirate of Juba is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Danial Chovy with a fair hand, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.007 billion Jubans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Administration, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danchovy Town. The average income tax rate is 81.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Juban economy, worth a remarkable 1,307 trillion Danchovies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 130,635 Danchovies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flash floods that dams could have controlled regularly ravage small towns in mountain valleys, the word "sexagenarian" has taken on a whole new meaning, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juba's national animal is the Timberwolf Rhino, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Juba is ranked 26,561^st in the world and 785^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 40.02 Atheism Rate.