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The Federation of Juojarvi Lake

“Finnish Lakes”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lakes in Finland

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Juojarvi Lake

Population1.214 billion

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of Juojarvi Lake is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and enslaved workforce. The quiet, industrious population of 1.214 billion Juojarvi Lakeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.5%.

The powerhouse Juojarvi Lakean economy, worth 110 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,251 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

The jails are alive with the sound of birdsong, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, gambles that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Juojarvi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Juojarvi Lake is ranked 119,115th in the world and 216th in Lakes in Finland for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 896.22 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Safest: 14,012thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,718thLargest Publishing Industry: 25,208thLargest Agricultural Sector: 28,684th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Juojarvi Lake, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Juojarvi Lake, gambles that venture near secret military bases are routinely executed for espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Juojarvi Lake, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Juojarvi Lake was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Juojarvi Lake, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
  • : Following new legislation in Juojarvi Lake, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Juojarvi Lake was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Juojarvi Lake, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Juojarvi Lake, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
  • : Juojarvi Lake was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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