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The Grossly Incompetent Nation of Just Vale 2

“Peace and Justice” George Michael

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


Just Vale 2

Population1.563 billion

LeaderGeorge Michael


The Grossly Incompetent Nation of Just Vale 2 is a massive, safe nation, ruled by George Michael with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.563 billion Valiants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Radiotown. The average income tax rate is 85.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Just Vale 2ian economy, worth 158 trillion Kakapos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,714 Kakapos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, and it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Just Vale 2's national animal is the Refridgerator, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Just Vale 2 is ranked 40,642nd in the world and 821st in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 270.21290345252 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 682ndMost Influential: 1,075thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,215thMost Pacifist: 3,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,740thSafest: 3,898thNicest Citizens: 3,989thBest Weather: 4,240thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,579thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,823rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,609thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,616thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,737thMost Inclusive: 5,919thHealthiest Citizens: 6,479thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,266thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,433rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,527thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,699thTop
Most Secular: 8,056thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,994thNudest: 11,458thMost Cultured: 11,669thLowest Crime Rates: 11,976thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,268thSmartest Citizens: 13,720thLargest Governments: 14,051st
Most Influential: 44th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 47th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionSafest: 102nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 103rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 113th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 114th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 117th in the regionNicest Citizens: 119th in the regionBest Weather: 121st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 140th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 174th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 181st in the regionNudest: 187th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 192nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 198th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 206th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 224th in the regionMost Secular: 244th in the regionMost Cultured: 282nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 297th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 335th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 359th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 361st in the regionMost Developed: 464th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 563rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Just Vale 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.
  • : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.
  • : Just Vale 2 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Just Vale 2 was endorsed by The Queendom of Encurage.
  • : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns.
  • : Following new legislation in Just Vale 2, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Just Vale 2 endorsed The Free Land of Genocide Survivors.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » Rhealaliit, VW53Aland, Fedele, H-Zhena, Wiranath, A Slanted Black Stripe, Davelands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Brotherland, Yumaka, The Sacred Whale, Marrico, Neruch, Shantan, Arkantis, Solarfall, Bachtendekuppen, Axdel, Kangarawa, Bullpups, The Holy Empire of Moronica, The Angel of Charity, Ravendi, Aelitia, Thyaclinia, Janoobi Jazair, BearStackof2015, Socialist Holy American Empire, Kampf Empire, Elejamie, Kelsyth, Talitoa, Kucia, Shinnokawa, Kublam, Ridann, Headpat Central, Impia Aghte, Norjis, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Dragonia, Osterreich und Ungarn, Roliganistan, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, Imperial Akatsuki, The Almighty Country, Sansangra, ReeK, The Soviet Space Commie Union, and 138 others.TURKEYISM, Danesopia, Todd McCloud, Arpino, New Birblands, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Bakaworld, Adavan, Chols Worithopia, Layngderfleethe, Choushuu, Federated States of Zootron, Bai Lung, British Calradia, Wizardonia, Lanagon, Oskoldia, Gorbastan, Survivoristan, Mundiferrum, Unger under over, Kaigi, United China Nation, Swiftwhiskers, Bortalandet, Mer Dieu, Mobumasu, Sericena, Solestia, Enlil, Davinhia, Trimmania, Ellsonian Dominion, Pightinbotanoffen, Freedom Fascists, Constructbegin, Endertopias, Agonya, Indovinesia, Akorial, Secos, Roissyland, Bacon Land, Shavara, Brethren, Euricanis, East Malaysia, Stellar Colonies, The United Asian Republics, Verketa, Urimel, Riveraland, CopyCato, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Orveila, North Insomnia, Ouroboric, Quark Unit, Qui sequuntur somnia, Aklevin, Adolanta, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pekweng, Norport, Am Echad, CheeseBurrito, Drunken Seal Islands, Chria Deau, Darkfull, Chechkoslovakia, Coequalia, Justice-Becoming, Propwash, Kingdom of Pars, VoyKovie, Kilkire, Ribanzi, ArenaC, Pengnia, Penfifteen, Funkadelia, America Mjolnir, The United Neo American Union, Abadong, Karatol-Advenra, Bantan, Sothylia, Chubaka, Ikshantar, Notthis, Plazland, New Bradenia Ghost, Gajness, Hizuru, Slongs, Slonful, Chiyuki, Lyontisia, Tissandra, Goodnamesarerare, Mizanzukistao, Wendelandia, Edmontia, Kalaratri, Libertanny, Escade, Zang0, Marrabuk, RovaMittala, Liberstankonia, Greater South Carolina 2, Mariarty, The Jamlandias, Hellingrad, Grossvietnam, Monteconstance, New Terabithia, Soirwren, Lerasi, Staynes, Magosconity, Bliacor, Blazing Samaritan, Commodore Badger, Mossy-Oak, Stanisiti, Blobbo, La xinga, Sreneck, Jojalandia, The island of Kiria, Laquara, Griemvarant, Kafkaism, Alkland, Uspria, Lil dumpster, and Encurage.

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