The Republic of JustChads is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 964 million JustChadsians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 32.6%.

The JustChadsian economy, worth 36.7 trillion Bits a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 38,029 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown, and the fattest folk in JustChads look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JustChads's national animal is the Pony, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

JustChads is ranked 290,287^th in the world and 741^st in Sunset Shimmer for Nudest, with 28.75 cheeks per square mile.