The Holly Jolly Empire of Jveeraiel is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 601 million Jveerians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eltsone. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.0%.

The very strong Jveerian economy, worth 40.8 trillion Jveerian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 67,968 Jveerian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

The only position a woman can hold is baby-maker, the government is reining in public spending, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, and cancer rates amongst the richest in society are inexplicably on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jveeraiel's national animal is the A-33, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jveeraiel is ranked 219,149^th in the world and 4,085^th in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 15.2 Atheism Rate.