The Federal Republic of Jzonim is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Haisg de ranol with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 1.609 billion Jzonim have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kayapa. The average income tax rate is 53.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Jzonimian economy, worth 163 trillion Vuos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an impressive 101,336 Vuos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos, business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters, and tourists outnumber citizens two to one. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jzonim's national animal is the Kayapis, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fietge.

Jzonim is ranked 159,292^nd in the world and 369^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,515.07 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.