The Federation of Kaapa Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The cynical, devout population of 1.177 billion Kaapa Landscape Conservation Areans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 52.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kaapa Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 84.7 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,965 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

No animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, tax assessment offices double as polling stations, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaapa Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kaapa Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 39,033^rd in the world and 39^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Most Conservative, scoring 79 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.