The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a part-timer with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 42.019 billion Kabayong Malibogians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seksing Seksi City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kabayong Malibogian economy, worth an astonishing 19,155 trillion orgasms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 455,884 orgasms, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, and passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kabayong Malibog's national animal is the pornstar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kabayong Malibog is ranked 45^th in the world and 1^st in The ProcrastiNations for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 48,911.97 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.