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The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa

“Slowly, though not quite surely” Monsieur Practice

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: 10000 Islands



Population4.779 billion

LeaderMonsieur Practice
Faithy'all need Jesus

Animalsnoring hummingbird

The Prodigious Musician of Kachikawawa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Monsieur Practice with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.779 billion Kachikawawans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pagalingling. The average income tax rate is 86.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kachikawawan economy, worth 571 trillion Guardivaris a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 119,535 Guardivaris, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Kachikawawan Space Agency, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars, and rumor has it that Monsieur Practice has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kachikawawa's national animal is the snoring hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is y'all need Jesus.

Kachikawawa is ranked 36,174th in the world and 411th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,909.98 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Influential: 451stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,825thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,055thTop
Safest: 2,916thMost Pacifist: 4,863rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,378thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,179thNicest Citizens: 7,745thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,949thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,967thBest Weather: 8,296thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,069thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,190thHighest Food Quality: 9,224thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,239thMost Cultured: 9,835thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,087thMost Inclusive: 10,129thHealthiest Citizens: 10,785thMost Developed: 10,923rdLowest Crime Rates: 11,293rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,770thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,417thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,493rdTop
Largest Governments: 14,081stSmartest Citizens: 15,133rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,607thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,112thMost Efficient Economies: 22,981stHighest Poor Incomes: 23,848thMost Secular: 25,479thHighest Average Incomes: 26,567th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 49th in the regionSafest: 55th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 97th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 136th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 138th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 144th in the region

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