“Go crazy go stupid”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: The East Pacific
The Republic of Kafkaism is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 217 million Kafkaismians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but sluggish Kafkaismian economy, worth 7.05 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is 32,469 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Farting etiquette is taught in schools, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Kafkaism as a reminder of their "special relationship", and it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kafkaism's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Acting Overseeing Officer of Feu de Glace.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Cinder and Smoke of Tim Stark.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Empire of Spoilt Blood.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Avian Federation of Axdel.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Ethereal Light Fury of Escade.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The TEP Evolved Cartographer of Asendavia.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Vizier Puffin of Bachtendekuppen.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Imperical Empire of Dragons Blood.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Eight United States of Zukchiva.
- : Kafkaism was endorsed by The Theocracy of The Opstanian Inquisition.
Endorsements Received: 25 » Mossy-Oak, VW53Aland, La xinga, Fedele, H-Zhena, BearStackof2015, Marrico, Brotherland, Stanisiti, Roissyland, Just Vale 2, Kangarawa, Commodore Badger, Libertanny, Roliganistan, Avakael, Yemeni Locusts, Zukchiva, Dragons Blood, Asendavia, Escade, Axdel, Spoilt Blood, Tim Stark, and Feu de Glace.