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The Correct Answers of Kahootology

“Were you tooooooo fast?” Ka-ren Ka-leidoscope

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Kahootology

Population5.011 billion

CapitalKa-Pital
LeaderKa-ren Ka-leidoscope

CurrencyKa-Ching
AnimalKa-Lamari

The Correct Answers of Kahootology is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ka-ren Ka-leidoscope with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.011 billion Kahootologiants are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ka-Pital. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kahootologic economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion Ka-Chings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 231,796 Ka-Chings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, refugees from other nations are flocking to Kahootology's border, and older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road. Crime is totally unknown. Kahootology's national animal is the Ka-Lamari, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kahootology is ranked 167,109th in the world and 4,975th in the Rejected Realms for Most Devout, with 2.21 Prayers Per Hour.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 263rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 340thMost Developed: 340thMost Beautiful Environments: 342ndMost Inclusive: 348thNicest Citizens: 355thBest Weather: 357thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 361stLongest Average Lifespans: 399thMost Advanced Public Education: 406thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 451stLargest Welfare Programs: 459thMost Pacifist: 571stHighest Average Tax Rates: 652ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 756thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 796thLargest Governments: 837thSafest: 847thSmartest Citizens: 947thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 971stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,073rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,201stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,273rdMost Cultured: 1,327thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,508thMost Secular: 1,666thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,060thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,316thLowest Crime Rates: 2,370thHighest Average Incomes: 3,693rdMost Subsidized Industry: 3,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,980thMost Influential: 4,683rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,928thNudest: 6,866thMost Efficient Economies: 7,898thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,870thRudest Citizens: 10,184thHighest Economic Output: 12,325thMost Income Equality: 12,883rd
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 39th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 40th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 62nd in the regionMost Influential: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 96th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 120th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 120th in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 182nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 232nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 234th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 282nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 302nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, refugees from other nations are flocking to Kahootology's border.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, it is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, gossip magazines have pictures of Ka-ren Ka-leidoscope sunbathing on the beach with political rivals.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, Kahootologic scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, it ain't easy to be green enough to be imported into Kahootology.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahootology, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.

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