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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific

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Kaigi

Population31.907 billion

CapitalBowerstone
LeaderLord Blake
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyFlabbergast
AnimalSharktopus

The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 31.907 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 10,937 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 342,791 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for, and banning party poppers has been a real party pooper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 122,806th in the world and 5,560th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 12.32 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 23rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 42ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Rebellious Youth: 54thMost Pacifist: 94thMost Beautiful Environments: 118thLargest Gambling Industry: 124thHighest Economic Output: 248thMost Inclusive: 278thLowest Crime Rates: 301stMost Corrupt Governments: 434thLargest Publishing Industry: 500thHighest Poor Incomes: 501stMost Cultured: 599thMost Stationary: 617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 910thLargest Populations: 922ndHighest Average Incomes: 956thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 977thMost Devout: 1,037thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,064thMost Influential: 1,150thLargest Governments: 1,251stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,583rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,989thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,103rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,990thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,537thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,976thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,451stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,890thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,117thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,628thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,853rd
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionMost Devout: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 48th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 79th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 83rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 225th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 231st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 336th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 605th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, janitors and factory workers are often better educated than the bosses they work for.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Fortnite Gulag of Arpino.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Fortnite Gulag of Arpino.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, hammer and sickle-wielding space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 149 » Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Amselheim, Urimel, Elejamie, Bachtendekuppen, EMS Conglomerate, Brotherland, Eurasian Socialist Federation, Roissyland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Survivoristan, GoldStreet, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Aelitia, Slui, Praetai, Hobbesistan, Dremaur, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Bolshikstan, Envisa, Aeneas Prime, Propwash, Ur-Quan Battle Thralls, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, Artimisiare, Danesopia, ReeK, Ribanzi, Headpat Central, Ye Olde Country of Yore, Illen Falis, Xhaco, Harapan, and 99 others.Republic of Monarchists, Wendelandia, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Aristortia, Euricanis, Sicilla, Lucasia AUX, Akorial, Betremia, Mogambotopia, Airrajul, Illemenia, Volenruud, Saladass, Sansangra, Wiranath, Republika ng Pilipinas, Nysa Arcadia, Slenty, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Eagas, Alkintare, Izonno, The Sacred Whale, Socialist Holy American Empire, Aden Dimities, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Kosanx, Ver Norge, Broengtopia, Someseni, Morkuldin, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Ravendi, Soirwren, South East Charmaracapa, Dreshand, Binghamton University, Dark Edgyness, Verketa, Hizuru, Grand Rheinland, Rhealaliit, British Calradia, Elfinya, United China Nation, Peoples United Republic of Exumis, Boal Pey Sovelogland, Merlovich, Birdbow, Axdel, Fedele, Unger under over, Bons Boofer, Kervewth, New Arion Pean, The Happian Union, Elsweyr Land, Midwestern States of USA, East Malaysia, Tim Stark, Avalon Ascendancy, Eastern Hyront Scasssen, Thyaclinia, Lobos, Peoples Soviet Republics, Davelands, The Oan Isles, VoyKovie, Attelooch, United Edwards, Kucia, Yumaka, Ridann, Marrico, Lejon Stad, Neruch, Shantan, Solarfall, Mer Dieu, Koroc, TheRuthenians, Lundree Nikia Islands, Splena, Veron, Bullpups, Bilanda, Eastern Wyveil Strait, PIDLE, Davorane, Superior Indonesia, Germansberg, Federated States of Zootron, and Arpino.

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