“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
|Category: Democratic Socialists|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The East Pacific
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.966 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,001 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 371,838 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Lord Blake, and pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Lord Blake.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Federal Republic of Arcady-Asclepia.
- : Kaigi endorsed The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Arcady-Asclepia.
- : Kaigi was endorsed by The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, books are so highly regarded in Kaigi that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
Endorsements Received: 165 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Slui, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, and 115 others.Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Mer Dieu, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, ArenaC, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Western Pakistan, Stanisiti, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Brethren, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Monix, Volkarai, Modra, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Dolielmarth, Zukchiva, Australinea, Fellon, XK-Class, Trulu, Tretrid, Quartzland, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Antserso, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Wallenburg, Coruh, East Shire, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, Acronis, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Virgoliaendorses, Barfleur, Peoples Republic of GG, Sokala, RealDealGG1, Roissyland, Aivintis, Khadah, Eudinity, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Jakubonia, Yossito II, Woodsind, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Puelo, Mays Austrian Nation, Oofery, Technocratic Tagalog, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, CheeseBurrito, La Floride, Greater New Cassandra, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, The Atlae Isles, Flench, Layngderfleethe, Pastellene, Washingtonian Order, Filipopol, Calmarya, Quail Empire, Philville2, A mean old man, Iove, Moszce-Walvard, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, and Arcady-Asclepia.