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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific

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Kaigi

Population34.966 billion

CapitalBowerstone
LeaderLord Blake
FaithPastafarianism

CurrencyFlabbergast
AnimalSharktopus

The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.966 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 13,001 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 371,838 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Lord Blake, and pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 208,803rd in the world and 8,920th in The East Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -75.03 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1stBest Weather: 6thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6thNicest Citizens: 12thHealthiest Citizens: 20thLongest Average Lifespans: 20thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 35thMost Compassionate Citizens: 38thMost Rebellious Youth: 85thMost Pacifist: 87thMost Beautiful Environments: 94thMost Efficient Economies: 146thLowest Crime Rates: 175thMost Inclusive: 215thHighest Economic Output: 230thLargest Publishing Industry: 236thHighest Poor Incomes: 266thLargest Gambling Industry: 320thMost Cultured: 334thMost Corrupt Governments: 386thMost Stationary: 558thLargest Governments: 835thLargest Populations: 872ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 914thHighest Average Incomes: 965thMost Devout: 1,008thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,228thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,427thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,445thMost Influential: 1,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,991stTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 2,148thMost Developed: 3,364thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,783rdSmartest Citizens: 4,475thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,984thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,813thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,867thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,729thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,949th
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Best Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 35th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 36th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 85th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 200th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 240th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 373rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 522nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, pretty hair and tight shorts are considered to be essentials for successful political lobbyists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, photographers have to apply for a license to photograph Lord Blake.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Federal Republic of Arcady-Asclepia.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Arcady-Asclepia.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Free Land of Santa Dystopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, books are so highly regarded in Kaigi that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 165 » Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kangarawa, Kriov, Lyontisia, Adolanta, Duracell, A Slanted Black Stripe, Mundiferrum, Urimel, Elejamie, Brotherland, New Leganes, TethehAlla, Norport, Islandian Free States, The Empire of Rijelv, Slui, Hobbesistan, Republic of Berzerkistan, Roliganistan, Propwash, Arkantis, The Romanum Legio, Asendavia, ReeK, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Am Echad, Euricanis, Akorial, Sansangra, Wiranath, Eagas, Socialist Holy American Empire, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Qui sequuntur somnia, Broengtopia, Someseni, Galve, Riveraland, Peryn, Soirwren, Dark Edgyness, Hizuru, British Calradia, United China Nation, Axdel, and 115 others.Unger under over, Kucia, Ridann, Neruch, Mer Dieu, Bullpups, Federated States of Zootron, The United Asian Republics, BearStackof2015, Kilkire, Pekweng, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Pakitsk, ArenaC, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Rhealaliit, Under Upper Antartica, Abadong, Enlil, Libertanny, Grossvietnam, Under Sea Desert, Liberstankonia, Matdor, Western Pakistan, Stanisiti, Vilit Umanstan, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Brethren, Interdimensional Waifus, Marrabuk, Stellar Colonies, Tawuse, Chubaka, Merlovich, Evrigenis, La xinga, Monix, Volkarai, Modra, Rainbow Vests, The Solar Ottomans, Dolielmarth, Zukchiva, Australinea, Fellon, XK-Class, Trulu, Tretrid, Quartzland, Schrebia, Freedomindia, Antserso, Todd McCloud, Azureano, Wallenburg, Coruh, East Shire, Tassirion, Lingu, Distro-Spartica, Quinto Piano, Ripsylvania, Blobbo, Acronis, BuciLand, Vaskeden, United Dirtpile, Rohanland, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, The Eternal Land of Jong, Virgoliaendorses, Barfleur, Peoples Republic of GG, Sokala, RealDealGG1, Roissyland, Aivintis, Khadah, Eudinity, Belora Gyles, Raunch, Jakubonia, Yossito II, Woodsind, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Puelo, Mays Austrian Nation, Oofery, Technocratic Tagalog, Tseriesiscoming, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, CheeseBurrito, La Floride, Greater New Cassandra, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, The Atlae Isles, Flench, Layngderfleethe, Pastellene, Washingtonian Order, Filipopol, Calmarya, Quail Empire, Philville2, A mean old man, Iove, Moszce-Walvard, Halaethaed Commune, Santa Dystopia, and Arcady-Asclepia.

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