The Federation of Kaina Bay-Kassari LCA is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 889 million Kaina Bay-Kassari LCAians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Industry, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 34.8%.

The strong Kaina Bay-Kassari LCAian economy, worth 49.7 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,954 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kaina Bay-Kassari LCA City, prison walls have had to be modified to keep parkour-trained criminals from escaping, and lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaina Bay-Kassari LCA's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaina Bay-Kassari LCA is ranked 160,449^th in the world and 74^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 36,482.18 Standard Monetary Units.