The Federation of Kainuu wellbeing services county is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 884 million Kainuu wellbeing services countyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 63.6%.

The very strong Kainuu wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 50.7 trillion gambles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,339 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kainuu wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kainuu wellbeing services county is ranked 39,423^rd in the world and 2^nd in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,014.59 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.