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The Theocracy of Kakastania

“People die, Love fades, you will always be alone” Abdullah Al Samm XII of Krackee

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.953 billion

LeaderAbdullah Al Samm XII of Krackee

AnimalCrackerish Heron

The Theocracy of Kakastania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Abdullah Al Samm XII of Krackee with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.953 billion Crackerish Individuals have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krackee. The average income tax rate is 86.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crackerish economy, worth 246 trillion Slaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 126,122 Slaves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, and the tobacco industry has burnt out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakastania's national animal is the Crackerish Heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Crackerism.

Kakastania is ranked 6,552nd in the world and 361st in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,850.08 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 844thMost Influential: 1,261stTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,576thNudest: 3,904thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,917thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,552ndRudest Citizens: 6,823rdMost Developed: 7,511thBest Weather: 7,527thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,875thMost Cultured: 8,077thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,280thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,217thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,009thLargest Governments: 10,144thMost Inclusive: 10,594thHealthiest Citizens: 10,655thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,912thLowest Crime Rates: 11,310thMost Average: 11,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 11,812thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,853rdSmartest Citizens: 12,954thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,318thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,345thMost Efficient Economies: 14,843rd
Most Average: 138th in the regionNudest: 146th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 243rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 323rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 361st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 398th in the regionMost Cultured: 402nd in the regionBest Weather: 417th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 432nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 446th in the regionMost Developed: 457th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 482nd in the regionMost Influential: 508th in the regionLargest Governments: 511th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 526th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 537th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 556th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 575th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 577th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 577th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 579th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 602nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 609th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 630th in the regionMost Inclusive: 645th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 682nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 718th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 723rd in the region

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