by Max Barry

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The Holy Empire of Kakie

“Saving Kakie one heart at a time!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Geopolity



Population720 million


AnimalKakiean Handsome Muscle Cat

The Holy Empire of Kakie is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 720 million Kakieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaketopia. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kakiean economy, worth 49.4 trillion Kakes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 68,614 Kakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, and most towns have their Leader High School located on Leader Street. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kakie's national animal is the Kakiean Handsome Muscle Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kakie is ranked 36,205th in the world and 37th in Geopolity for Most Influential, scoring 811 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 10,060thTop
Safest: 11,517thMost Pacifist: 13,672ndBest Weather: 14,488thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14,732ndLargest Publishing Industry: 15,790thMost Devout: 18,294thNicest Citizens: 19,300thMost Inclusive: 19,391stMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,702ndMost Beautiful Environments: 21,138thHealthiest Citizens: 21,710thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,952ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,144th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionSafest: 9th in the region

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