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The Constitutional Monarchy of Kalimora Aire

“The land where your dreams can come true”

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Location: The North Pacific


Kalimora Aire

Population2.284 billion

LeaderTomas Vajian

AnimalKalimoran Brown Snake

The Constitutional Monarchy of Kalimora Aire is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Tomas Vajian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.284 billion Kalimorans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankoriva. The average income tax rate is 33.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalimora Airean economy, worth 391 trillion Aires a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,359 Aires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

It's been a banner year for local vexillology, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and fishing crews are regularly interrogated by surprisingly violent environmentalists. Crime is totally unknown. Kalimora Aire's national animal is the Kalimoran Brown Snake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalimora Aire is ranked 13,326th in the world and 736th in The North Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans, with 81.58 Years.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 313thMost Influential: 575thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,997thRudest Citizens: 2,547thLargest Retail Industry: 3,572ndMost Cultured: 4,482ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 5,132ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,472ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,960thMost Inclusive: 6,110thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,476thNicest Citizens: 6,668thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,128thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,193rdTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,841stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,008thHighest Average Incomes: 8,710thSmartest Citizens: 9,506thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,705thMost Developed: 9,871stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,873rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,508thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,598thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,326thNudest: 14,045th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 110th in the regionRudest Citizens: 149th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 199th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Cultured: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 250th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 297th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 328th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 329th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 367th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 374th in the regionNicest Citizens: 378th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 411th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 427th in the regionNudest: 430th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 447th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 490th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 494th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 512th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 547th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 549th in the regionMost Developed: 583rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 608th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 736th in the region

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