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The Kingdom of Kallvetzia

“Unus Pro Omnibus Omnes Pro Uno” The Federal Council

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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Kallvetzia

Population2.748 billion

CapitalBern
LeaderThe Federal Council
FaithChristianity

CurrencyKallvetzian franc
AnimalBear

The Kingdom of Kallvetzia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.748 billion Kallvetzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 70.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kallvetzian economy, worth 458 trillion Kallvetzian francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,918 Kallvetzian francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bern. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallvetzia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kallvetzia is ranked 299,667th in the world and 1,297th in Europe for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.89 missed references per hour.

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Most Influential: 1,235thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,288thTop
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Safest: 4,435thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,295thHealthiest Citizens: 6,670thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,221stMost Pacifist: 7,287thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,309thRudest Citizens: 7,363rdMost Cultured: 7,659thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 9,911thMost Developed: 10,204thMost Efficient Economies: 10,230thSmartest Citizens: 11,844thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,316thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,679thHighest Food Quality: 13,915thLowest Crime Rates: 14,509thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,078thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17,496thMost Patriotic: 18,404thLargest Retail Industry: 18,450thHighest Average Incomes: 18,470thBest Weather: 19,705thLargest Governments: 20,536thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,041stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,132ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 24,024thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,283rdLargest Welfare Programs: 26,918thMost Advanced Public Transport: 27,430thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,716th
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Safest: 100th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 106th in the regionRudest Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Patriotic: 127th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 133rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 139th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 144th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 151st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kallvetzia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Kallvetzia was endorsed by The Holy Black Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bern.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • : Kallvetzia was endorsed by The Colony of Mollow.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, the most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita.
  • : Following new legislation in Kallvetzia, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » The New Nordic Union, Meropis, UGBK, Agausia, Someseni, Bastile, Elisabethshagen, Irminsulia, Raghallaigh, Northern German Federation, Walfo, Invernessia, Rary, Trixeland, Thracia Republic, Iceagea, Slavatania, Neurks Boodal, Yahlia, Stumphosse Res, The Champions League, East Ase Palmars, Nardin, St Scarlett, New Eestiball, An Clar, North of Americas, Seristria, Pilipinas and Malaya, Ottterland, Dark Matter, Agatep, Imperium Anglorum, Saarenmaa, Ausvelt, Wamia, Thracia and Crimea, Dizgovzy, Alsted, Regnum Italiae, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Calicov, Foudina, Ortigia, Iquerian, Salwonia, Northern Socialist States, Wombelland, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Astaraion, and 70 others.Karnea, Leranditale, Leszno, Eastoria, Salarnsia, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Balcem, Istastioner, KKoRea, Jim the Baptist, The AbelLandia, Zaznia, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Armbruster, Superior Saxonia, The Oriental Empire, The Full Moon, Scytharum, Woodlands, Kronverg, Cambany, New Vorarlberg, Apocalypse Borg, Pupunese, Rome Ruzalls, Chronus, Faack, CSB SA Union, Western Balkania, Vurk, Achanisia, Parsininsa, Granevia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Lunder, Destyntine, New Vardarland, Communist-Denmark, Mallor, Greater Bahland, Great Whiteland, Outer Sparta, Newex Nov Can, British Gambia, Younglandia, Soveriegn, DeNorSweLand, Agartia, Setian Savanna, Ferranghia, Leviggo, -floptropica-, New Kowloon Bay, Eistalia, National Federation, Iskalland, Tax Haven Islands, Caparica, Opiachus WA Mission, Ukrainida, The Aosta Valley, MY Holiness, Paidousistan, Quincy, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Mally Piznoopia, Mollow, and Union of Rossiya.

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