Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Good |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Sprat
Location: Testregionia
Population | 32.015 billion |
Faith | Adventure |
Currency | Doubloon |
Animal | Whale |
The Retired Whale Hunters of Kalmukia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 32.015 billion Kalmukai are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.1%.
The Kalmuku economy, worth a remarkable 1,275 trillion Doubloons a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 39,854 Doubloons, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and government ministers claim to ride dragons to work. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmukia's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Adventure.
Kalmukia is ranked 248,945th in the world and 43rd in Testregionia for Highest Average Incomes, with 39,854.16 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalmukia's influence in Testregionia rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Kalmukia lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
- : Kalmukia's influence in Testregionia rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Kalmukia's influence in Testregionia rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Kalmukia lodged a message on the Testregionia Regional Message Board.
- : Kalmukia relocated from Thanksgiving to Testregionia.
- : Kalmukia lodged a message on the Thanksgiving Regional Message Board.
- : Kalmukia lodged a message on the Thanksgiving Regional Message Board.
- : Kalmukia lodged a message on the Thanksgiving Regional Message Board.
- : Kalmukia's influence in Thanksgiving rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".