The Community of Kalsborg is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.337 billion Kalsborgians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Kalsborgian economy, worth 43.2 trillion kroner a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 18,497 kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A massive campaign is underway to ensure the race of Kalsborg remains pure, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Kalsborg City, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and most politicians belong to the Church of the Divine Kickback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalsborg's national animal is the otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kalsborg is ranked 201,160^th in the world and 269^th in Bozarkia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 950.97 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.