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The Rogue Nation of Kambotschistan

“Let's do this, LEEEROY JENKINS!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Balder



Population18.318 billion

CapitalKamina City
LeaderPrime Brigade Leader


The Rogue Nation of Kambotschistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Brigade Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, triple-decker prams, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.318 billion Kambotschistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamina City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kambotschistanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,149 trillion Kams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Furniture Restoration and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 117,350 Kams, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, veterans' meet-ups involve a lot of tail sniffing, the big red machine has ground to a halt, and public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Kambotschistan's national animal is the chicken, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

Kambotschistan is ranked 226,146th in the world and 8,397th in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -36.12 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 345thMost Devout: 415thHighest Crime Rates: 501stMost Avoided: 653rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 777thMost Corrupt Governments: 868thMost Armed: 906thLargest Black Market: 941stMost Primitive: 1,119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,199thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,234thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,346thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,250thTop
Most Cultured: 3,987thMost Efficient Economies: 4,555thHighest Economic Output: 6,934thLargest Populations: 8,160thTop
Most Conservative: 15,892ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,800thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,551stMost Authoritarian: 18,970thFattest Citizens: 21,256th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 16th in the regionMost Avoided: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 38th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 41st in the regionLargest Black Market: 45th in the regionMost Primitive: 53rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 65th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Cultured: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 254th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 672nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 682nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 703rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 795th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 802nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 811th in the region

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