The Heiliger Eisenrepublik of Kampf Empire is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Iron Chancellor Wolfgang Craggen with an even hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, daily referendums, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.775 billion Imperial Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 5,191 trillion Imperial Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,347 Imperial Marcks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Billions of Imperial Marcks are being blown on orbital weapons development, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampfian Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Týrism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 389^th in the world and 7^th in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 45,217.35 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.