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The Holy Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire

“Blut, Eisen, und Ehre” Kaiserin Wilhelmina III

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


Kampf Empire

Population3.453 billion

CapitalNeue Königsberg
LeaderKaiserin Wilhelmina III

AnimalKampf Eagle

The Holy Iron Kingdom of Kampf Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kaiserin Wilhelmina III with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.453 billion Kampf Imperials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Königsberg. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kampf Empirean economy, worth 989 trillion Marcks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 286,470 Marcks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kampf Empire's national animal is the Kampf Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Tırism.

Kampf Empire is ranked 24,625th in the world and 403rd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 543.85057554652 Days.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 566thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 615thRudest Citizens: 811thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 918thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,264thTop
Most Influential: 1,687thHighest Average Incomes: 1,873rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,021stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,122ndLargest Black Market: 2,657thLargest Governments: 2,946thMost Cultured: 3,042ndMost Armed: 3,153rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,381stSmartest Citizens: 3,547thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,644thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,675thMost Developed: 4,087thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,816thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,368thLargest Retail Industry: 5,651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,728thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,788thMost Inclusive: 7,223rdTop
Most Average: 8,944thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,115thMost Efficient Economies: 9,183rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,469thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,531stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,392ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,482ndMost Secular: 11,683rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,622ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,359thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,579thHighest Economic Output: 14,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,830th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 60th in the regionLargest Governments: 61st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 65th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 77th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 85th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 103rd in the regionMost Developed: 113th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 124th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 145th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 177th in the regionMost Average: 186th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 187th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 198th in the regionMost Inclusive: 210th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 223rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 258th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 286th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 298th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 301st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 332nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 332nd in the regionNudest: 339th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 346th in the regionMost Secular: 365th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 367th in the regionMost Stationary: 403rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 469th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 472nd in the regionLargest Populations: 499th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 515th in the region

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